It was just a matter of time. I mean, how long can you have a name like Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop before somebody notices?

Thanks to a bit of excessive partying at Madison's Reynolds Park and a subsequent arrest, the Zopittybop is out of the bag, and now the entire world -- literally -- knows about it. There's hardly a news outlet in the world -- yes, that includes Spain, Greece, the Netherlands, Romania, etc. -- that hasn't carried the story.

At least I'm in the print media. It ain't easy, but all I have to do is type the name. But what about those poor folks in the broadcast media? Here's a video from Jimmy Kimmel that documents how news anchors rose to the challenge.